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Nick Rogers, Joe Shearer and Christopher Lloyd discover the 2013 Film Yap awards, affectionately known as The Yappies. See below for a complete list of nominees.

BEST FILM
12 Years a Slave
Before Midnight
The Bling Ring
Blue is the Warmest Color
Blue Jasmine
The Brass Teapot
Broken
Byzantium
Captain Phillips
The Counselor
Ender’s Game
Enough Said
Frances Ha
Frozen
Furious 6
Gravity
Her
The Hunt
In a World …
Iron Man 3
Kick-Ass 2
Lovelace
Mud
Nebraska
Pacific Rim
Pain & Gain
Prisoners
The Purge
The Place Beyond the Pines
Rush
The Sapphires
Saving Mr. Banks
The Spectacular Now
This is the End
What Maisie Knew
The Wolf of Wall Street
The World’s End
You’re Next

WORST FILM
21 and Over
After Earth
The Book Thief
The Canyons
Escape Plan
The Family
Identity Thief
The Lone Ranger
Paranoia
Parker
RED 2

BEST ACTOR
Daniel Brühl, “Rush”
Bruce Dern, “Nebraska”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Great Gatsby”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave”
Idris Elba, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
James Gandolfini, “Enough Said”
Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips”
Ethan Hawke, “Before Midnight”
Michael B. Jordan, “Fruitvale Station”
Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club”
Mads Mikkelsen, “The Hunt”
Joaquin Phoenix, “Her”
Robert Redford, “All is Lost”
Tye Sheridan, “Mud”
Miles Teller, “The Spectacular Now”
Forest Whitaker, “Lee Daniels’ The Butler”

BEST ACTRESS
Amy Adams, “American Hustle”
Onata Aprile, “What Maisie Knew”
Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine”
Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
Adele Exarchopoulos, “Blue is the Warmest Color”
Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha”
Scarlett Johansson, “Her”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Enough Said”
Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks”
Shailene Woodley, “The Spectacular Now”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips”
George Clooney, “Gravity”
Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave”
Will Forte, “Nebraska”
Jake Gyllenhaal, “Prisoners”
Tom Hanks, “Saving Mr. Banks”
James Franco, “Spring Breakers”
Jonah Hill, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club”
Harrison Ford, “42″
Sam Rockwell, “The Way Way Back”
Chris O’Dowd, “The Sapphires”
Craig Robinson, “This is the End”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, “Her”
Naomie Harris, “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom”
Sally Hawkins, “Blue Jasmine”
Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle”
Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave”
Lea Seydoux, “Blue is the Warmest Color”
Octavia Spencer, “Fruitvale Station”
June Squibb, “Nebraska”
Emma Watson, “The Bling Ring”

BEST ANIMATED FILM
“Frozen”
“The Wind Rises”
“Despicable Me 2″

LINE OF THE YEAR

“I told you to not put metal in the science oven.” – “American Hustle”
“I fucked up my whole life because of the way you sing.” – “Before Midnight”
“You are the fucking mayor of Crazytown, do you know that? You are!” – “Before Midnight”
“Well, it must have been one hell of a night we’re about to have.” – “Before Midnight”
“Everything gonna be OK.” – “Captain Phillips”
“It was too gynecological to be sexy.” – “The Counselor”
“I don’t wanna become the devil’s bitch.” – “Evil Dead”
“Where’s its scrotum, Llewyn?! Where’s its scrotum?” – “Inside Llewyn Davis”
“Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.” – “Iron Man 3”
“This helmet smells like my duck butter.” – “Mud”
“I never knew the sonofabitch even wanted to be a millionaire. He should have thought about that years ago and worked for it!” – “Nebraska”
“What’s the statute of limitations on bullshit?” – “Nebraska”
“Where is my goddamn shoe?!” – “Pacific Rim”
“Tonight, we are going to cancel the apocalypse!” – “Pacific Rim”
“You know who invented salad? Poor people.” – “Pain & Gain”
“Look at my shit!” – “Spring Breakers”
“Do your thing, cuz!” – “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
“Can she do that with a big cock? No offense.”–Lovelace
“James Franco didn’t suck any dick last night? Now I know y’all are trippin!” – “This is the End”
“Just answer me one question: Is Michael Cera’s butthole as adorable as I pictured?” – “This is the End”
“We’ll always have the disableds.” – “The World’s End”

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Let it Go,” Idina Menzel, from “Frozen”
“The Man That Never Was,” Rick Springfield and the Foo Fighters, from “Sound City”
“Mantra,” Trent Reznor, Josh Homme and Dave Grohl, from “Sound City”
“The Moon Song,” Karen O, from “Her”
“Oblivion,” M83 feat. Suzanne Sundfor, from “Oblivion”
“Young & Beautiful,” Lana Del Rey, from “The Great Gatsby”

BEST USE OF A PREVIOUSLY RECORDED VOCAL SONG IN A MOVIE
“Blue,” by Eiffel 65 from “Iron Man 3”
“Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” by the Backstreet Boys from “This is the End”
“Fare Thee Well (Dink’s Song)” by Marcus Mumford & Oscar Isaac from “Inside Llewyn Davis”
“I Feel Love” by Donna Summer from “American Hustle”
“I Swear,” by All-4-One from “Despicable Me 2”
“Looking for the Magic” by the Dwight Twilley Band from “You’re Next”
“Modern Love” by David Bowie from “Frances Ha”
“Ramble On” by Led Zeppelin from “Oblivion”
“Release” by Pearl Jam from “Out of the Furnace”
“Smokestack Lightnin’ ” by Howlin’ Wolf from “The Wolf of Wall Street”
“Supersymmetry” by Arcade Fire from “Her”
“Waterfalls” by TLC from “We’re the Millers”

BEST CAMEO
Pierce Brosnan, “The World’s End”
Robert De Niro, “American Hustle”
Chris Evans, “Thor: The Dark World”
Selena Gomez, “Aftershock”
Jeff Jarrett, “Spring Breakers”
Bill Hader, “Her”
Harry Dean Stanton, “The Last Stand”
Jason Statham, “Furious 6”
Channing Tatum, “This is the End”
Kristen Wiig, “Her”

BEST PERFORMANCE IN A BAD (OR DISAPPOINTING) MOVIE
Justin Chon, “21 and Over”
John D’Leo, “The Family”
John Malkovich, “RED 2”
Shari Moon Zombie, “The Lords of Salem”
Geoffrey Rush, “The Book Thief”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, “Escape Plan”
Will Smith, “After Earth”

WORST PERFORMANCE IN A GOOD MOVIE
Moises Arias, “Ender’s Game”
Jennifer Garner, “Dallas Buyers Club”
Brad Pitt, “12 Years a Slave”

BEST (AS IN MOST GRUESOME, CHILLING, INNOVATIVE OR MACABRELY HUMOROUS) DEATH SCENE
Michael Cera, “This is the End”
James Franco, “Spring Breakers”
Brad Pitt, “The Counselor”
Eli Roth, “Aftershock”
Amy Seimetz, “You’re Next”
Nicholas Tucci, “You’re Next”

BEST OPENING
“Gravity”
“Inside Llewyn Davis”
“Mama”
“Pacific Rim”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”
“You’re Next”

BEST ENDING
“12 Years a Slave”
“All is Lost”
“Before Midnight”
“Frances Ha”
“Gravity”
“Her”
“Mama”
“Nebraska”
“Prisoners”
“Saving Mr. Banks”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”
“You’re Next”

BEST VILLAIN
Jason Clarke, “White House Down”
Luke Evans, “Furious 6”
Stacy Keach, “Nebraska”
Olga Kurkulina, “Kick-Ass 2”
Vithaya Pansringarm, “Only God Forgives”
Guy Pearce, “Iron Man 3”
Rhys Wakefield, “The Purge”
James Woods, “White House Down”

BEST SEQUEL
“Despicable Me 2”
“Furious 6”
“The Hangover Part III”
“Iron Man 3”
“The Wolverine”

BEST COMEDY
“The Bling Ring”
“Frances Ha”
“In a World ..”
“This is the End”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”

BEST ACTION FILM
“Furious 6”
“Gravity”
“Iron Man 3”
“Pacific Rim”
“White House Down”
“World War Z”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT
Amy Adams’ club dress in “American Hustle”
Christian Bale’s combover in “American Hustle”
Bradley Cooper’s curlers in “American Hustle”
The teapot in “The Brass Teapot”
The lifeboat in “Captain Phillips”
The “bolo” in “The Counselor”
Joaquin Phoenix’s letters in “Her”
The air compressor in “Nebraska”
The racecars in “Rush”

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ANIMAL
Leslie Chow’s chickens in “The Hangover Part III”
Eisenhower the German Shepherd in “Kick-Ass 2”
The pigs in “Upstream Color”
Ulysses the cat in “Inside Llewyn Davis”

HOTTEST SEX SCENE / BEST NUDITY
Rosario Dawson, “Trance”
Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
Cameron Diaz, “The Counselor”
Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux, “Blue is the Warmest Color”
James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens and Rachel Korine, “Spring Breakers”
Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson, “Her”
Margot Robbie, “The Wolf of Wall Street”

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE
The London chase, “Furious 6”
The freeway tank chase, “Furious 6”
The cargo-plane takedown, “Furious 6”
The car chase, “A Good Day to Die Hard”
The climactic train showdown, “The Lone Ranger”
The initial siege, “Olympus Has Fallen”
Gipsy Danger versus the Hong Kong kaiju, “Pacific Rim”
The car chase on the White House lawn, “White House Down”

BEST USE OF 3D
Gravity
The Great Gatsby
Metallica: Through the Never
Pacific Rim
Texas Chainsaw 3D

BEST FIGHT
Gina Carano vs. Michelle Rodriguez, “Furious 6”
Nick Frost vs. the entire pub, “The World’s End”
Ryan Gosling vs. Vithaya Pansringarm, “Only God Forgives”
Chloe Grace Moretz vs. Olga Kurkulina, “Kick-Ass 2”
Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel vs. Kim Kold and Luke Evans, “Furious 6”
Channing Tatum vs. Jason Clarke, “White House Down”

BEST DIRECTOR
Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity”
Paul Greengrass, “Captain Phillips”
Nicole Holofcener, “Enough Said”
Ron Howard, “Rush”
Spike Jonze, “Her”
Abdellatif Kechiche, “Blue is the Warmest Color”
Richard Linklater, “Before Midnight”
Steve McQueen, “12 Years a Slave”
Alexander Payne, “Nebraska”
Martin Scorsese, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Ridley Scott, “The Counselor”
Denis Villeneuve, “Prisoners”

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Woody Allen, “Blue Jasmine”
Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha”
Lake Bell, “In a World …”
Derek Cianfrance, Ben Coccio and Darius Marder, “The Place Beyond the Pines”
Aaron Guzikowski, “Prisoners”
Nicole Holofcener, “Enough Said”
Spike Jonze, “Her”
Kelly Marcel and Sue Smith, “Saving Mr. Banks”
Cormac McCarthy, “The Counselor”
Peter Morgan, “Rush”
Bob Nelson, “Nebraska”
Jeff Nichols, “Mud”

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Sofia Coppola, “The Bling Ring”
Abdellatif Kechiche and Ghalia Lacroix, “Blue is the Warmest Color”
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
Billy Ray, “Captain Phillips”
John Ridley, “12 Years a Slave”
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, “This is the End”
Terence Winter, “The Wolf of Wall Street”


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